Aliens Have no Life!

I think we can safely conclude that aliens have no life... Just look at this map maintained by the National UFO Reporting Center. One would think that an advanced civilization with interstellar capabilities would have something better to do than fly around earth, occasionally abducting and probing rednecks...

Another interesting thing - if you look at the map, most of the sightings seem to concentrate on the coasts (which is logical - as those are the most densely populated areas in the country). But every time they show UFO specials on Discovery they go to some backwards rural part of Alabama or somesuch where some inbred farmer claims he was anal-probed by the gray ones... I mean, one would think that since they fly around the coasts so much they would occasionally probe someone from there too... But no.

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